If you are going to set up a new business then one of the most important things that you need is a good name – and since we all like to have a good laugh, and we all feel at least a bit of affection towards things and people who make us laugh, this often means a funny name. Because of this there are absolutely loads of business out there who have put a great deal of effort into coming up with funny names for themselves, and the hard part in putting together this list was not finding funny business names, but whittling them down to a top list. But neverthless that is what I have done, and I’ve ended up with a list of around 40 businesses which I think have the funniest names in the world. Ever.

The Best Funny Business Names Ever:

Fuk Ki Restaurant

Fuk Mi - brilliant name for a sushi restaurant!

Master Baiter’s Sportfishing and Tackle – Fishing Store, Puerto Vallarta, Mexcio

Juan More Taco - Taco restaurant in Taqueria in Fremont, CA

Vinyl Resting Place – 2nd hand record shop in Croydon, UK

Kids Exchange was, in hidsight, perhaps not the best name to go for.

Hair-O-Dynemix – A London Hairdressers

Wok This Way – Chinese restaurant, UK

Pizza the Action – A Pizza restaurant, UK

Truly Inspired


Get Stuffed – A taxidermist’s shop in Islington, London

Lee King – A UK plumber

Know Knew Books – A used Book Store, Palo Alto, CA

Many Happy Returns Inc. – Tax Preperation, Glen Burnie, Maryland

Tanya Wytebitz – tanning shop in Manchester, UK

MT Bellies – Caribbean catering business in East Anglia

Fawcett Inn – a pub on Fawcett Road in Southsea, UK

The Codfather – various fish and chip shops UK

Salt and Battery – Fish and Chips, Brisbane, Australia

A Den of Antiquity – Antiques Store, Ashville, North Carolina

Hour Place – Clock Store, Capitola, CA

Garden of Eat’n – Restaurant, Utopia, TX

The perfect name for a stonemason

Beauty and the Bistro – Various US Bistros

The Daily Grind Coffee Shop – Various Locations in the US

Dirty Dick’s Crab House – Sea Food Restaurant, Outer Banks, NC & Panama City, FL

Say it the British way!

Kuntz Insurance Group – Brookhaven PA

Butt Drugs – Pharmacy Corydon, Indiana

Curl Up And Dye – Hairdressers originally from the Blues Brothers film, now in various locations around the world

Unfortunate (STD = sexually transmitted disease)

Hard Wok Cafe – Chinese Take Away

Ein – stein Cafe & Pub – Toronto

Drapes and Sew Much More – Toronto

Wok N Roll – Various places across the US

Norman D Landing – Militaria shop in the UK

Cook The Books – Various accountancies run by people called Cook.

OK, so this isn't technically a funny business name, but if you are going to have a store called Sofa King, what better slogan could you have than 'our prices are sofa king low'

 

Accidentally Funny: Some businesses have perfectly reasonable names, which become quite unfortunate and very funny when they get themselves a website address. Classic examples include Pen Island (penisland.com), Experts Exchange (expertsexchange.com), Therapist Finder (therapistfinder.com) and Who Represents (whorepresents.com).