Checking over my previous posts earlier today to decide what I was going to write I was amazed and embarassed to see that I didn’t have a single funny signs post! That was a serious oversight on my part and I can only apologize for this unforgiveable error and try to make amends with 20 of the funniest warning signs ever. If you want to see a larger version of any of the images of these funny warning signs the please just give em a click.

oops, too late.

Damn, and I really wanted to practice my dog impression...

 

Scarier than a fine...

Great Engrish! I think they are trying to say that you shouldn't use the equipment without assistance, but I would definitely still ask for someone to help me touch myself!!!

<sarcasm>That's very helpful, thanks</sarcasm>

I normally stand 3 foot away.

I tried to find the location of this sign last time I had to babysit for my naughty nephew, but unfortunately I couldn't find it.

That's a severe punishment!

brilliant...

"keep back from the platform edge, or you may get sucked off" - just to the left of this sign there was a line of 50 men standing right on the edge of the platform.

Winner of the award for the best euphemism of 2012 goes to this lorry full off manure.

Its certainly tempting

In hindsight, probably not the best location for a children's playground.

True enough...

Revenge can be sweet...if you add a honey glaze before roasting.

"No Swimming In This Area" - No climbing on the ufos either.

Good job I brought the batmobile instead of my Ford.

And as I always like to include one extra in my list that’s a bit different here is number 21: